National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance
The website says 'Volunteers needed' - What for? feeding them or washing them down?

Ten most dangerous foods to eat while driving
I don't know what amuses me more...
a) That eating food while driving can kill
b) That no one had worked it out
c) That someone bothered to make a study of it
d) That Americans yet so much sh*t while driving!!!

"Andy Norris, a computer programmer who lives in Baldwin City, Kan., grabs at least a drink every time he's going to travel in his Chevy Venture minivan for more than 30 minutes. His favorite libation is the 44-ounce cherry vanilla Coke from Sonic Drive-In, which he sometimes holds in his lap instead of the cup holder." Nice one lard-boy!

Couple sue airline for US$5M for "lost cat" - you know what they say 'Only in America'

Who is this sick man that dresses his son up like this at such a tender age? Mike Scanlin that's who!!!
How immoral is it to impose his own secret desires on the young and innocent???

By the way cute kids Mike...
You may have the smoother legs and walk better in heels, but they'll ALWAYS have more hair than you

Thanks to Janice Sturmey for this gem [Curious to know what keyword you were searching for that you stumbled across this Janice?]

This week's effort is brought to you by the grand daddy of weird websites



www.maltesedog.com (Don't forget to turn the sound up)
A little bit of nostalgia, now let's look at whats "out there"

The History of Nirvana
(Fixed the link and it now points to the right thing)

Following on from last week's Conspiracy Theory post. Here is the lastest software to stop secret government agencies from controlling your mind.



Not surprisingly (or so I thought) the software only works on Amiga and Linux operating systems (the OS of choice for pale-skinned geeks). But here is what the site has to say as to why it hasn't developed the product for Windows or Apple...

Why isn't MindGuard available for my platform (Windows/Mac/Univac)?
Many popular operating system platforms—most notably Windows and Macintosh—are in fact created by agents of mind control. As such, these platforms tend to include subsystems that not only produce mind control, but also defeat anti-psychotronic software such as MindGuard. In order for MindGuard to run successfully on these platforms, their psychotronic subsystems must be circumvented.

Now if you can't afford the software or you are a mindless minion currently running Windows; you could always try the alternative "Aluminium Foil Reflector Beanie" (AFRB). Marketed as "An Effective, Low-Cost Solution To Combating Mind-Control"

Here's what some users have to say

"Here is the professional model I use at work and for job interviews. This is probably more than you would need for casual wear around the house and when working in the yard."
- C.H. [2002-03-06]

Random piece of trivia. The true story behind where 'Murphy's Law' came from.

Here's a story about a LOSER

Very very cool game where you try and get the dog to catch a frisbee. just hold down on your mouse button to build up jump energy. Sound boring? Watch out for the grenades and spiked objects, or else the poor pooch gets it!! [Hee hee hee]

If you want to watch this again, just hit 'refresh'.

Apologies about the number of people I insult with this site Jesus lives
But I found it really funny and I am sure if anyone can take a joke, its Jesus...

This has to be one of the coolest little games I've seen in a long time. Build your own city
BE WARNED: It is addictive
City Creator
Hint: It's easier if you put down some roads first

Oh now this is classic weird
Big Pants Trekking

Continuing along the Underpants theme...
Underpants toast

After that you could always cleanse your mind with a nice little biscuit tin quiz

Cute little cars and thats all, just cute little cars

This is a funky wee site that reminds me of those little people with tails... (the Collectors) No? Ignore what I said then.

Ever left a photograph behind in a photobooth? Ever lost your tube pass? It may be here on this website waiting to be reunited with you.