Friday, September 13, 2002

Hollow Earth Expedition Not Buried Yet
It sounds like a whole lot of nonsense but a California man is almost ready to prove there's a giant hole connecting the North and South Poles.
Next May, Hollow Earth researcher Dallas Thompson is planning to travel from the Arctic to the Antarctic by way of the hole

Kitty vs. Coyote: guess who won?
That is one mean MoFo of a cat!!!!
Norwegian teens find brain in the road on the way home from pub
Police charge man over sex with traffic cone

A MAN caught performing an indecent act on a traffic cone has been charged by police.

The 33-year-old has been charged with breach of the peace after police received reports that the man was engaging in a sexual act with the cone at the bottom of Calton Hill on Tuesday night. Alarmed passers-by called police and said they had seen a man trying to have sex with a traffic cone.

Officers from Gayfield police station attended and found the 33-year-old committing the offence.
A police spokesman confirmed police had been called to an incident at Calton Road on Tuesday evening and said a report has been submitted to the procurator fiscal.
The area around Calton Hill has caused controversy in recent years after becoming notorious as a venue for open air sex.
Residents’ groups, councillors and health activists have joined calls for people to have more respect for the area.

"Using self love to end conflict" Yes you read correctly this website has adopted a novel approach to world peace.
Some of their catchy slogans include
No arms for war, just hands for peace

Hairy palms against dropping bombs

and my favourite

Solve global issues with a tissue
[I would also like to say for the record that I found this website via another news site on weird stuff and not through any personal searches... honest!]


Someone won an exact replica of The Simpsons house... how cool is that!


There is actually a "sport" in America that rivals trainspotting in the UK... its Cup Stacking and these guys are really really serious

Thursday, September 12, 2002

Ever wonder where OPERATION ENDURING FREEDOM got its stupid name from?
[No military person I know would EVER come up with a name like that, its pure West Wing if you ask me.]

Here is the answer Military Operation Name Generating Device

Some of my favourites are:

Operation Hard Crocodile
Operation Engorged Lilac
Operation Unindulgent Badger
Operation Screaming Sweet Baby Jesus
Operation Unstinting Jack Russell Terrier
"Come fly with me
lets fly, lets fly away..."


Buy me a ticket to the moon
Need we say anymore?