Well its another Friday afternoon and here you are. I can announce that I have this week acquired two new blogspot assistants (or "bitches" as we like to call them in prison) to help me trawl the web for the bits that sink to the bottom. Introducing Ash and Nick. One dresses up as a fireman for work and the other dresses up as a fireman in the privacy of his own home.

Happy Friday

Why cats shouldn't drink coffee

Nice story on how to load a car

Dildo-shaped candy anyone?

This is a brilliant site full of research about those stories and emails you get sent on a regular basis. Truth or Fiction.com

Is there any truth to the rumour there are guns out there that look like mobile phones?
Yep.

Is there any truth to the rumour that people are ringing you on your mobile and asking you to dial '90#' so they can rip you off? Load of bollocks!

This just in from "WeirdNewsOnline.com"

Assassin Mistakenly Honored At Martin Luther King Celebration
The town of Lauderhill, Florida is very upset after a plaque intended to honor James Earl Jones instead honored the wrong man. The plaque was to be displayed at a celebration of Martin Luther King Jr.'s life, but instead of honoring Jones, the plaque read, "Thank you James Earl Ray for keeping the dream alive." James Earl Ray was the man who assassinated King in 1968. A Merit Industries spokesman Herbert Miller, said that it was caused by an unintentional error, "We in no way meant any disrespect. It was an honest error."

Obscure US patents

http://www.nodoze.net A website that tells people how to do everything they shouldn't. I am sure you could find Osama and Timothy McVeigh in the guestbook somewhere.

Matchstick Rockets!! Why didn't they have these things when I was a kid?

Cheap fireworks!! Launch them indoors! Don't worry about the weather on guy fawks night!!

Sick Puppy Website
A familiar theme, but a popular one "Weirdos and their dogs"

If I wouldn't have said to Tom, "I really like your bitch and should you decide to breed Alice, keep me in mind for a show puppy," I know I wouldn't have this wonderful "hunk" of a dog that I have today. Sonny is the "apple of my eye" and I would be lost without him.

Ode to a dog
We then went to the vet and I held my dear friend as he drifted off to sleep as he now was going back to God who had given me this special little dog to care for while on this earth.... I truly believe he was my soul mate. Sam would sit with me while I was on the computer and I would hold him, kiss him, hug him and.... he would stare at me as if to say he understood. To God I say, "Thank you for allowing me to care for Sam while he was on this earth."

You will find a sick bag in the pocket of the seat in front of you

Simply the game of the year
Simply the game of the year
Simply the game of the year
Simply the game of the year
Simply the game of the year
Simply the game of the year
Simply the game of the year
Simply the game of the year
Simply the game of the year
Simply the game of the year
There you go "nuff said"

Credit to Ash Rathod for finding this masterpiece