Come look at my Large Fowl Cock...
Friday, October 25, 2002
This weeks selection is brought ot you by 'The Children of the NRA'
To those members of the NRA who receive this email, this ones for you (and the Washington sniper) and your 'constitutional' right to shoot people (oops! I mean bear arms)
Who said this website isn't trying to do its bit to bring the world together? Here's just one example of how the internet is reaching across those boundaries of humankind and breaking the chains of discimination. Please visit Sally and Johnny's www.blackpeopleloveus.com website and share in that warm squishy feeling...
Rabbit breeding game This is an excellent game.
The aim is to breed eight rabbits.
The Rules: Use your mouse to 'get them together'. Watch out for meteors, Don't mate male to male, Keep them away from the electric fence, simple really. Big clue, the males like to smoke and the females like to do their makeup (before you complain about the sex stereotyping - I didn't write this game!)
Tuesday, October 22, 2002
Various Uses of Placenta
Enjoy your lunch. Chances are if you're wearing makeup, then you're wearing some on your face already...
Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.
Placenta Cocktail: 1/4 cup raw placenta, 8oz V-8 juice, 2 ice cubes, 1/2 cup carrot. Blend at high speed for 10 seconds
Placenta Lasagne: Use your favorite lasagne recipe and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. In 2 tbl. olive oil, quickly saute meat of 3/4 placenta, ground or minced plus 2 sliced cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 diced onion & 2 tbl. tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato.
Placenta Spaghetti: Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil. Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel. Simmer 1 1/2 hours.
Placenta Stew: Meat of 3/4 placenta in bite size chunks, 1 potato (cubed), 1/4 cup fresh parsley, 2 carrots, 3 ribs celery, 1 zucchini, 1 large tomato, 1 small onion. Dredge meat in 1 tbl. flour mixed with 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp. paprika, pinch of cloves, pinch of pepper, 6-8 crushed coriander seeds. Saute meat in 2 tbl. oil, then add vegetables (cut up) and 4-5 cups of water. Bring to full boil, then simmer for 1 hour.
Placenta Pizza: Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe. It's a fine placenta sausage topping.
Enjoy your lunch. Chances are if you're wearing makeup, then you're wearing some on your face already...
Cut the meat away from the membranes with a sharp knife. Discard the membranes.
Placenta Cocktail: 1/4 cup raw placenta, 8oz V-8 juice, 2 ice cubes, 1/2 cup carrot. Blend at high speed for 10 seconds
Placenta Lasagne: Use your favorite lasagne recipe and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. In 2 tbl. olive oil, quickly saute meat of 3/4 placenta, ground or minced plus 2 sliced cloves of garlic, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/2 diced onion & 2 tbl. tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato.
Placenta Spaghetti: Cut meat of 3/4 placenta into bite size pieces, then brown quickly in 1 tbl. butter plus 1 tbl. oil. Then add 1 large can tomato puree, 2 cans crushed pear tomatoes, 1 onion, 2 cloves of garlic, 1 tbl. molasses, 1 bay leaf, 1 tbl. rosemary, 1 tsp. ea. of salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel. Simmer 1 1/2 hours.
Placenta Stew: Meat of 3/4 placenta in bite size chunks, 1 potato (cubed), 1/4 cup fresh parsley, 2 carrots, 3 ribs celery, 1 zucchini, 1 large tomato, 1 small onion. Dredge meat in 1 tbl. flour mixed with 1 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp. paprika, pinch of cloves, pinch of pepper, 6-8 crushed coriander seeds. Saute meat in 2 tbl. oil, then add vegetables (cut up) and 4-5 cups of water. Bring to full boil, then simmer for 1 hour.
Placenta Pizza: Grind placenta. Saute in 2 tbl. olive oil with 4 garlic cloves, then add 1/4 tsp fennel, 1/4 tsp. pepper, 1/4 tsp paprika, 1/4 tsp. salt, 1/2 tsp. oregano, 1/4 tsp. thyme, and 1/4 cup of wine. Allow to stand for 30 minutes, then use with your favorite home made pizza recipe. It's a fine placenta sausage topping.
Monday, October 21, 2002
WATER
*75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. ( Likely applies to half of world population)
* In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak it is often mistaken for hunger.
* Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
* One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
* Lack of water is the number one trigger of daytime fatigue.
* Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain, for up to 80% of sufferers.
* A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focussing on the computer screen or printed page.
* Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
Are you drinking the amount of water you should a day??!!
COKE
* In many states in the US, the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
* You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
* To clean a toilet: pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "Real Thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
* To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coke.
* To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
* To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola for a few minutes and loosen.
* To bake a moist ham: Empty half a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in tin foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the dripping to mix with the Coke to make a delicious gravy.
* To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent and run through a regular cycle. The Coke will help loosen grease.
* Coke will clean the road haze from your windscreen.
* This is very interesting. Check it out. For your information: the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It's PH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and it is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
* To carry Coca-cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the hazardous material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
* The distributers of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years.
Now the question is.....would you like a glass of water or coke?!
Thanks to Doug Allen
*75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. ( Likely applies to half of world population)
* In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak it is often mistaken for hunger.
* Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%.
* One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of Washington study.
* Lack of water is the number one trigger of daytime fatigue.
* Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain, for up to 80% of sufferers.
* A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focussing on the computer screen or printed page.
* Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.
Are you drinking the amount of water you should a day??!!
COKE
* In many states in the US, the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
* You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
* To clean a toilet: pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "Real Thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
* To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coke.
* To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
* To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola for a few minutes and loosen.
* To bake a moist ham: Empty half a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in tin foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the dripping to mix with the Coke to make a delicious gravy.
* To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent and run through a regular cycle. The Coke will help loosen grease.
* Coke will clean the road haze from your windscreen.
* This is very interesting. Check it out. For your information: the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. It's PH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and it is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis.
* To carry Coca-cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the hazardous material place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.
* The distributers of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years.
Now the question is.....would you like a glass of water or coke?!
Thanks to Doug Allen
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